The Superlative Suppository

Over at Drug War Rant the Drug Czar is given a good beating over his preposterous remarks about pot the worst, or should I say most choice, of which is that the "dangerous, dangerous" evil satanic scourge of a noxious weed is:

...the single greatest drug threat. It's twice as important a factor in addiction as cocaine. It's vastly more important as a problem than methamphetamine..."

Because we all know about the Alzheimer's like brain damage pot causes, how grow rooms are driving down property values and rendering houses unfit for human habitation with their toxic slag even putting sanitation workers' lives in jeopardy!

Oh wait, those are the results of crystal meth use and production, but pot is a bigger problem, because, um, ah, because  people are enjoying them selves damn it! This must be put to a stop!